No Distance Could Ever Tear Us Apart
pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

coachmelissag:

Do what you can with what you have and soon enough you’ll be doing more with more.  You’ll get there.  Just keep going.

coachmelissag:

Do what you can with what you have and soon enough you’ll be doing more with more.  You’ll get there.  Just keep going.

coachmelissag:

Tell me about it!!! ;)  2006: struggled every day to get up and work out and make time for it every day….probably worked out 4x per week if I was lucky.  2014: I feel WRONG if I don’t get SOME KIND of workout in every day!  Whether it’s an intense session or just a little stretch or dance, it gets done!  Crazy how things change :)

coachmelissag:

Tell me about it!!! ;)  2006: struggled every day to get up and work out and make time for it every day….probably worked out 4x per week if I was lucky.  2014: I feel WRONG if I don’t get SOME KIND of workout in every day!  Whether it’s an intense session or just a little stretch or dance, it gets done!  Crazy how things change :)

sunshine-on-earth:

Even staring at a wall becomes interesting while studying >_>

symphonyofawesomeness:

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